White Stuff on Mt. Hood

November 29, 2007

Dudes. Bros. Groms. Lend me your ear. There is snow in them thar hills and Meadows is open. Can’t somebody, anybody go tear it up for a snowlover stuck in Arizona?

I beg you. Motor up Hwy 26, past the late model Camaro with the KISS sticker on the rear bumper just beyond Ski Bowl and get to the hill. Go directly to the ticket window, purchase said ticket and tear up whatever snow they have.

I hope you have rocks skis/board. The important thing is that you get there. This winter should be a good one. Enjoy it for me. As for anyone reading this who is screaming: “Shut up boarder fag!” Let it be know that I was a wanker-two-planker long before you were even a zygote.

So there.

Tickets at Meadows are $40. . .(I know what you’re thinking 40 BUCKS? that’s a lot of scratch for a vagabond ski bum like myself).

Yes, it’s true. Our sport that makes us feel so free has long since been cheap. My advice: migrate to Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, cheap beer, and generic coffee. Lift tickets are much cheaper than airfare, and that’s what a desert dweller like me needs to get to the fluffy stuff.

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One Response to “White Stuff on Mt. Hood”

  1. Jules Agee on November 30th, 2007 7:37 pm

    Hey Seth,
    How are things going with you? Just wanted to let you know your name’s listed on my web page… as one of the people who inspired me to attempt this craziness. :-) Thanks for keeping this blog.

    http://www.active.com/donate/tntwaak/JAgee

    Take good care of yourself (I know you will),
    -Jules

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