Sour Messages For Sour People in Sour Relationships

February 7, 2008

In a sour, unhappy relationship? That’s definitely not me. Nope. And neither are these conversation hearts.

They’re for those “other people” who want to tell their lover to get lost. So if you see a box of these comin’ yer way, best skip the flowers Jethro. You will be watering them with your tears.

From the people who brought you the demotivational poster and “this glass is now half empty” mug comes conversation hearts for the dysfunctional.

Not my bag, baby. But they are fairly entertaining and messages like: “Parole is Up!” make me think more of relationships on the wrong side of the tracks, complete with broken down trailer parks and bad country songs.

View all the collections: Dejected, Dysfunctional, and and Dumped.

If not for the candy, for the laughs.

Plus I feel confident in saying that your relationship is exponentially more positive and rewarding that what is projected from these small tokens.