Phone is on Life Support

Inspired by the cliff divers of Acapulco, by trusty Blackberry took the plunge into the icy cold waters of a porcelain basin this morning.

It’s slowly trying to make a valiant return, but sources close to the wireless handheld device say that Mr. Pearl’s response is foggy at best.

Really, the screen is fogged up like a northwest winter morning.  And the buttons don’t work.

So keep your fingers crossed.  I couldn’t have picked a worse time to test the swimming ability of my phone.