If Chuck Norris were a triathlete. . .traffic lights would change to green as soon as he approached an intersection.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he would race an Ironman . . .everyday . . .before 8am.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .you could waterski behind him during the swim. A few lucky competitors would be caught in his wake, and would be awarded with an extra fast time.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he would ride 40km an hour . . .backwards.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he would perform double handed bottle catches on the bike course.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he could finish an Ironman on only a half bottle of tepid tap water, and a handful of Chex mix.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he’d never get flats. If for some bizarre reason his front tire went flat, he’d just ride a wheelie for the remainder of the ride.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he wouldn’t wear a helmet, just that same old crusty bandana, or a cowboy hat.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he wouldn’t wear a race number, he’d just pin his Texas Ranger badge directly on his bare chest.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .he’d run barefoot over a specially designed course of hot coals.
If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .no one would draft him because no one drafts off Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a triathlete . . .no one would draft him because no one drafts off Chuck Norris.
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